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Cosmic-Tee

Meet Frank.

He worked hard. He's tired. He doesn't fit in — and he stopped caring a long time ago. If you don't like it, keep walking.

Doesn't fit in Doesn't care Worked hard Earned it No apologies Keep walking Real talk Frank says so No nonsense Take it or leave it Doesn't fit in Doesn't care Worked hard Earned it No apologies Keep walking Real talk Frank says so No nonsense Take it or leave it

A Dollar And A Point To Prove

Cosmic-Tee wasn't supposed to exist. A developer took the money and six months later there was still no site — just excuses.

So for one dollar, Cosmic-Tee was born. Not a business plan. Pure, unfiltered frustration — the kind that makes you stop waiting on other people and start doing it yourself.

That's Frank. That's always been Frank.

30+
Years of Not Caring
0
Apologies Given
100%
Done Pretending
1
Bear Who Gets It

The Lineup

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Don't Like It? Keep Walking. — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Don't Like It? Keep Walking.
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Frank Watches The News — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Frank Watches The News
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Frank's Story — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Frank's Story
$22.99
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Frank Goes Shopping — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Frank Goes Shopping
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Signal Cosmic-Tee — Black graphic tee, front view
"Signal" Cosmic-Tee
$26.99
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Frank The No Bullshit Bear Cosmic-Tee — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Frank The No Bullshit Bear Cosmic-Tee
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The Full Lineup

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Don't Like It? Keep Walking. — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Don't Like It? Keep Walking.
$22.99
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Frank Watches The News — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Frank Watches The News
$22.99
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Frank's Story — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Frank's Story
$22.99
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Frank Goes Shopping — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Frank Goes Shopping
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Frames Cosmic-Tee — Violet graphic tee, front view
Frames Cosmic-Tee
$21.99
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Wilderness Explorer — Heather Cream graphic tee, front view
Wilderness Explorer
$21.99
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Witch Cosmic-Tee — Black graphic tee, front view
Witch Cosmic-Tee
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Wootys New Cosmic-Tee — Stone Grey graphic tee, front view
Wootys New Cosmic-Tee
$21.99
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Wooty Fly Cosmic-Tee — Orange graphic tee, front view
Wooty Fly Cosmic-Tee
$21.99
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Wooty Cosmic-Tee — Red graphic tee, front view
Wooty Cosmic-Tee
$24.99
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Providence Cosmic-Tee — Black graphic tee, front view
Providence Cosmic-Tee
$19.99
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Lotus Cosmic-Tee — Black graphic tee, front view
Lotus Cosmic-Tee
$19.99
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Blue Lotus Cosmic-Tee — Black graphic tee, front view
Blue Lotus Cosmic-Tee
$24.99
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Star Lotus Cosmic-Tee — Black graphic tee, front view
Star Lotus Cosmic-Tee
$19.99
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Apparently Cosmic-Tee — Tahiti Blue graphic tee, front view
Apparently Cosmic-Tee
$21.99
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The Blob Cosmic-Tee — Cardinal graphic tee, front view
The Blob Cosmic-Tee
$18.99
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All Hat Cosmic-Tee — Heather Tan graphic tee, front view
All Hat Cosmic-Tee
$18.99
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Pig in Mud Cosmic-Tee — Heather Cream graphic tee, front view
Pig in Mud Cosmic-Tee
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Sacred G Cosmic-Tee — Orange graphic tee, front view
Sacred G Cosmic-Tee
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Signal Cosmic-Tee — Black graphic tee, front view
"Signal" Cosmic-Tee
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Frank The No Bullshit Bear Cosmic-Tee — Jet Black graphic tee, front view
Frank The No Bullshit Bear Cosmic-Tee
$22.99
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