Cosmic-Tee
Meet Frank.
He worked hard. He's tired. He doesn't fit in — and he stopped caring a long time ago. If you don't like it, keep walking.
Doesn't fit in
Doesn't care
Worked hard
Earned it
No apologies
Keep walking
Real talk
Frank says so
No nonsense
Take it or leave it
Doesn't fit in
Doesn't care
Worked hard
Earned it
No apologies
Keep walking
Real talk
Frank says so
No nonsense
Take it or leave it
A Dollar And A Point To Prove
Cosmic-Tee wasn't supposed to exist. A developer took the money and six months later there was still no site — just excuses.
So for one dollar, Cosmic-Tee was born. Not a business plan. Pure, unfiltered frustration — the kind that makes you stop waiting on other people and start doing it yourself.
That's Frank. That's always been Frank.
30+
Years of Not Caring
0
Apologies Given
100%
Done Pretending
1
Bear Who Gets It
The One. The Only.
Frank The No Bullshit Bear
$22.99
Frank doesn't sugarcoat. Frank doesn't people-please. Frank wears exactly what he means — and so will you.Bold bear graphic. Sturdy tee. Zero apologies.Wear it like you mean it.